Dan. Dan Dan Dan. I am THRILLED to death that you are once again gracing my TV screen nightly. But WHAT is up with your pro wrestling fixation? I think 70% of your new show has been on the Chris Benoit thing. It’s sad, it’s horrifying, there are still a lot of questions, but what gives? I’m sure you can find some other people to be panelists on your show than Johnny Be Badd and “Superstar” Billy Graham. No matter how many times Billy Graham tells you you’re the man. Hell, I’ll come on. I’d be honored and delighted to. We can talk about … well, mostly I’ll just stare at you and giggle. I’m sure we can find something to talk about, though.
xoxo,
Your Biggest Fan
(PS: I took the liberty of entering your name into a wrestling name generator and, yep! You’re Hulk Axe!