Ugh. On Friday I got this lump behind my ear that I assumed was a zit. It was definitely not a swollen gland. I’ve had those and this feels way different. It was squishy, for one.
It got more and more painful and seemed to grow and shrink. At least it was on Friday and for a bit on Saturday. Then it stopped doing that and pushing my earlobe out.
Saturday night I barely slept because everytime I rolled over onto that side it’d hurt. By Sunday my entire ear hurt and the area was hot and throbbing. I was all set to get an emergency doctor’s appointment today and have it dealt with but then I started getting pain down my neck and into my shoulder.
I called the nurse line and they advised that I be seen in 6 hours. At that point it was after 11 which meant, you got it, ER time! It was a cyst and obviously infected and they don’t like to play around with diabetics, I know, so off I went for my 4th ER trip in 6 months. It was empty so we got in right away.
They injected lidocaine into it (that was the worst part, OWWWWWW THE BURNING, and it barely worked anyway) and cut it open to drain it. The PA who did it was really nice. He was explaining MRSA and superbugs to me so I mentioned taking micro and nursing school so we talked about that. He treated the whole drainage process like a lecture in class, which was funny and kept me entertained.
He drained and scraped and did all sorts of unspeakable things to it that make me cringe just thinking of them. Then he put a wick in there (gauze, to help it drain further and keep it cleaner) and taped and gauzed it up. I have a very attractive bandage on my face now. I have to go back today to get the wick removed.
I’d put the pain of the drainage at above infiltrated IVs and just below having my retinas burned away by lasers, simply because this was a lot quicker, I didn’t have to have a lens attached to my eye, and I had Nate in the room to hang onto.