I took the red line yesterday from work to a little get together in Davis. I dozed off soon after getting on and woke up around Park Street just in time to hear “Next stop: Shawmut!”
I jumped and looked around, wondering how long I had been asleep (for those not aware of the layout, I was heading toward Alewife, Shawmut would be in the complete opposite direction on an Ashmont-bound train). I looked around, realized it was just a miscue in the system like the train I was on last week that was going from North Quincy to Quincy Adams on the inbound track. ANYWAY.
Every stop thereafter is was “Next stop: Shawmut!” and I swear to god the automated voice had different inflections based on its changing emotions. It REALLY wanted to go to Shawmut. At Kendall, he was depressed when he realized he probably wasn’t going to Shawmut, like “Next stop: Shawmut? Please?” By Central, he had taken on a more determined air: “Next. Stop. Shawmut. If I have to take over and drive this train using my onboard computer and the help of some friendly rats.”
I really shouldn’t be surprised, the red line does have the most expressive voice of all the trains. Have you heard how excited it is to go to Braintree? Listen sometime. “The destination of this train is: Braintree!!!!111!!!111!!” I mean, this might be colored by my excitement over the arrival of a Braintree train since I took them so often to get to Quincy but I’ve pointed it out to other people and they hear it too. Braintree! HOORAY!!!
And finally, speaking of Quincy and the guy on the Shawmut Express reading the latest issues of the Journal of Infectious Diseases … I got a B+ in Micro! I’m done with it! WOOOOOO!! Thanks for all the well-wishes and thoughts for my exam, they seem to have worked!