The Little Pony

Dear TBS:

SHUT UP about Pedroia’s size. In ONE at bat you made FOUR COMMENTS about how his “size belies his power.” How does that make sense!? He’s 5′9″, not 3′6″ and he’s quite capable of hitting the ball, as he has proven! This is not new information! It’s October and he’s been on the team for two years now. Everything you could say about his height, sensical or non, has been said. FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR UNCREATIVE JACKHOLES.

While you’re at it, yes, Lester is a cancer survivor. That’s pretty friggin awesome and he’s a great guy but maybe, MAYBE, do you think he’d like to be applauded for other things? Like being a top-notch pitcher? Again, FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT.

I hate postseason coverage. I hate you all. I wish you were a separate audio track that I could mute. You are ruining baseball.

Hate always,

me.

2 Responses

  1. steve Says:

    he lists @ 5′ 9″… in actuality, he’s 5′6″. But, you’re right - they do need to shut up.

  2. se Says:

    I’ve given up. I put on the tube but turn the sound off, then turn on Joe Castiglione on WRKO.

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